Maryland Kangaroo Courts


The Charges


 I will relate the events in the following manner: first I will present the charging documents and then my sworn statement made three weeks after they occurred.

Some days later a new document was drafted:

STATEMENT OF CHARGES

IT IS FORMALLY CHARGED THAT THE DEFENDANT

1          Stoll, C, did make  a false complaint to Emergency Communication  Center  (ECC) knowing the same to be false, with the  intent to deceive and with the intent to cause an investigation or other action to be taken.

2                 Stoll, C, did assault Tyler-Morris, S, in the  second degree in violation of CR 3-203, contrary to the form of the act of the assembly in such case made and provided and against the peace, government and dignity of the state.

3                 Stoll, C, did assault Doye, J, in the  second degree in violation of CR 3-203, contrary to bla bla bla bla bla

Signature of Feminazi thug Murphy, S, on the mendacious document

As we see, by the time the police got around to filing formal charges, the whole camcorder issue mentioned in the statement of probable cause had been quietly laid to rest and the charges were now completely different, namely lying to the  police and committing two acts of assault.

In this we see a very flexible (or perhaps “insidious” would be a more fitting term) approach on the part of the police. They went to arrest me for committing one act (which it seems was perfectly legal anyway), then they arrested me for something else that would never have happened if I hadn't been falsely accused and pursued by an enraged mob as a result of the original (false) charges. 




C Stoll’s version of events[1]

21 July 2007

First of all:

1) I didn't do any of the things that the charging document says I did; and
2) I didn't say any of the things the charging document says I said.

What really happened on 26 June 2007, about 10 h, in Rockville, Maryland:

I was checking my purchases out at the Giant Food supermarket at 625 Hungerford Drive when the cashier[2] objected to my “filming” her. I looked down and saw that my camcorder was running, though not pointed anywhere in particular. It seemed strange that she should say I was filming her, since there were several obstacles between the camera and her (at waist height), like the cash register and the counter for starters. But she loudly insisted. I said I was sorry, she had nothing to worry about in the unlikely event her image had been captured. In a dudgeon she stormed off, but first she performed a spectacular eye-rolling maneuver that filled me with dark forebodings. She was obviously completely off her rocker.

I gathered my groceries and left at a moderate pace. Fearing that she was stirring up trouble for me, once I was outside the store I walked straight to the property line. I knew that my legal position was more secure on public land if any confrontation ensued, than if I was subject to some landowner’s authority over my activities & possessions. I encountered nobody before crossing the property line.

Soon afterwards, while I was walking along, a female Giant employee overtook me & in a heavy Spanish accent tried to persuade me to go back. I smilingly refused. At this point I had switched on the camcorder again just in case I needed any evidence. And I did. A few seconds later I heard a guttural shout and a huge darky[3] approached from behind. I believe I filmed his approach. Soon there were about 8 people surrounding me & jostling me. I heard a vindictive yelp behind me and a woman’s voice said something to the effect of “There it is!” while at the same time I felt somebody grabbing at the strap on my camcorder from behind. Since my left arm was carrying groceries and the camcorder was slung over my right shoulder, it would have been very awkward indeed to try to fend off this attack using my right arm, so I merely made a little kick backwards and struck something that felt like a leg. The attack ceased. Then the giant loomed up ahead & demanded to see my supermarket receipt, while standing in my way and making grabbing motions. I ignored him, since we were on public land and his only remedy if he thought I had stolen something was to call the cops. I forged ahead. He crashed into me from the front, and then withdrew, and was getting ready to crash into me again when I whipped out my pepper spray canister and sprayed him with it, or tried to because the damn thing jammed and the only effect was to wet my hand in pepper spray than later got on my neck and stung. In reply to my spraying defense the giant went off to one side to a flower bed we were passing on the left and picked up some pebbles & flung some at me but didn't dare aim at me and of course missed. I warned him I was filming him, as indeed I was, and he threw the remaining pebbles in his hand away. I believe I got a good shot of the flower bed, completely covered with pebbles.

I turned left onto Hungerford Drive and decided to avoid the sidewalk alongside the Giant property, so I crossed the avenue with my retinue. One scrawny fellow from Giant, a pink, was holding a box cutter. I made my way to the post office [500 N Washington St] where I sought shelter and stood in line for some stamps. The mob remained outside. I decided the time was come to report my version of events and did so by dialing 911 on my mobile phone. What I told them is a slightly shortened version of what I have written above. Shortly thereafter a bunch of cops peered through the post office window and came inside. A female cop of forbidding appearance wiggled her finger at me while frowning. I eventually complied, was led outside and was arrested.

I note that the Murphy female claimed I was extremely agitated and hostile to the police. I was nothing of the sort. I was rather puzzled at all the hullabaloo, but not particularly apprehensive or possessed by any strong emotion, since I felt I'd done nothing wrong. This is proven by my calm & composed 911 call, which ended shortly after she began peering through the PO window, less than 1 minute before my arrest.

While being patted down I reported to her that one person had brandished a box cutter and she derided me, on the lines of “What kind of man are you who's afraid of a little box cutter?” I felt tempted to retort that the New York World Trade center had been destroyed with the aid of box cutters, but held my tongue. Despite her mockery, in her summary of my 911 call she wrote that I’d said “knives” (plural) where actually I had mentioned a single box cutter both in my 911 call and in my report directly to her on arrest.

She made a series of such inaccurate reproductions of my claims, all calculated to sound exaggerated and absurd:

My words in my 911 call:[4]
Her report of my words:
one box cutter
the mob had knives (plural)
one person tried to snatch something from me
I was being robbed
one person threw rocks[5]
the mob was throwing rocks

I think this systematic distortion of my words is a clear indication of her hostility toward me from the very beginning. The only word she writes in quotation marks, “mob”, though, is an accurate report of my words. Thus she pretends to be making an accurate record while actually distorting my words beyond recognition.

No doubt this grotesque deformation of my statements later inspired Ms Henry, the pretrial female, to keep plugging away at me until she’d elicited something that would warrant a commitment for a mental examination. A contributing factor was no doubt the fact that the so-called “victim” was a fellow female. Avenging the sisterhood.

Murphy scolded me for filming in public until I told her it was perfectly legal to do so. That shut her up. Then she pulled the latest issue of Foreign Affairs from my satchel and called it a “book” then scolded me for reading about “him”. I wondered whom she meant, then looked at the table of contents on the cover where 2 names were in thick type: those of one Democratic & one Repugnican presidential candidate, both men. Which one did she mean? Who knows? She was very snappish & fault-finding. She threatened me with woeful consequences if I had filmed any children. In any event she was the one who was agitated and hostile, not me.

She made a big show of examining my supermarket receipt, so I suspect that I had also been accused of shoplifting.

Evidence situation:

One of the many misstatements in the charging document is that my escape route was directly from the supermarket to the PO across the avenue. However my original tactic to get off Giant land ASAP led me northward into a short alley that debouches on Hungerford next to a gas station, I believe. This circuitous route to the PO led us past the flower bed where the pebbles lay.

The charges that I was filming women’s buttocks in the supermarket and that I kicked the woman likewise in the supermarket are utterly false and no surveillance camera footage will confirm either claim. The giant’s claim that he tackled me in front of the supermarket is likewise false and no film will prove otherwise.

There was no confrontation until we were on public land, as I had intended from the beginning.

The video I made while all this was going on was pretty haphazard, but it must have recorded all the sounds and certainly the giant’s attempt to block my path and his pebble throwing or at least handling. Likewise it shows that I was surrounded by a jostling, yelping mob. The cops seized it. [I never got it back.]

I have submitted discovery motions for the video, witness’ statements, etc. Not yet for Giant surveillance tapes. I must subpoena the store manager. Likewise subpoena the cops so they can contradict her perjured statement that I was agitated & hostile.

I want to bring charges against the cop for perjury. It would be easy to prove that she perjured herself, simply by comparing the recording of my 911 call with the words she attributes to me in the statement of charges.

End of C Stoll’s statement under oath of July 2007

The so-called victims lied through  their teeth, claiming that the  coercive measures (i.e. “assaults”) that I had actually applied to them had occurred at the Giant Food supermarket, whereas they actually took place on a public thoroughfare. In other words I really did kick Tyler-Morris (although in retrospect much too gently) and did try to spray the giant Jeromy Doye with an “unknown substance” (namely pepper spray), but at a completely different location and time from those they claimed. And in both cases they were justified acts of self-defense, because Tyler-Morris was trying to snatch my camcorder from me and the giant darky was purposely colliding with me.

This brings up the issue of the Giant Food surveillance tapes. Both acts of assault allegedly took place in the Giant Food supermarket. Consequently the accusations could be easily disproved by examining the supermarket’s surveillance tapes. I insisted to my lawyer that he have them subpoenaed. He didn't. I tried phoning Giant Food myself and left a message with their “inventory control” (namely security) unit explaining the situation and asking how to go about securing tapes to use as evidence in my case. Giant Food never bothered to reply.

When I was eventually allowed to inspect my case file, at a rather late stage of the case, I found not a single document or photo referring to any physical injuries allegedly sustained by Tyler-Morris, or by anyone else, for that matter.[6] 

The systematic and malicious lies recounted by the Murphy female, most of them under oath, would warrant her dismissal from the  police and conviction for perjury.

I must conclude that the Maryland police have about as much respect for the truth as the late Dr. Josef Goebbels, of accursed memory.


Lockup


I was driven by the  police to a lockup called “Seven Locks" (I didn't count them) where I was held for most of the day. The Murphy broad came and gave me some papers that I was unable to read because she had purloined my reading glasses, and which I promptly mislaid.

Shortly thereafter I was summoned into the presence of the commissioner. “Commissioner” is the name given in Maryland to a minor judicial official who reads the charges to the  prisoner and sets bail. 

She was sitting behind a window like the place where you buy a ticket at the bus station, and I did not immediately recognize her august status.

She asked me if I was known by any name other than Carl Stoll, and I replied in the affirmative, saying I occasionally identified myself as “Carlos Dougall” (which are both legal names of mine that appear on various IDs of mine). She wrote down “Carlos Rodríguez”.  That gives you an idea of how much attention she was paying to the  proceedings.

Then she set bail at $5,000. I was aghast. I was uncertain of the charges, but they certainly didn't add up to 5 thousand dollars’ bail!  When I protested, she replied that I had been charged with second-degree assault, that can carry a penalty of up to 25 years in prison. I laughed so hard the tears rolled down my cheeks. Twenty-five years in the  slammer for the opera buffo episode of that morning was laying it on a bit thick, I thought.[7] Later I was told that she should have handed me my charging papers, but for some reason she failed to do so. As a result I was kept in the dark about the precise nature of the charges until several weeks later.[8]

I was told of the possibility of phoning a bail bondsman to post bail for me. I was shown a list of such establishments. When I explained that  I was unable to read it because the police had confiscated my glasses,  it was whisked away without another word. Later I was told that that had been the opportunity the law affords suspects to obtain bail.

The guards at the lockup were French-speaking Africans. Their demeanour was brusque and uncompromising. More or less the way cowboys treat cows, I suppose. I cursed at them in French.  They told me that if I did that in France (they thought I was French) the cops would beat me up. I retorted that in France I would never have been arrested in the first place on the flimsy charges that American cops routinely use as excuses to lock people  up. I would have been handed a summons instead.

After languishing for a few hours in a cell, I and the other prisoners were lined up and taken in a bus to the county jail. Although I didn't know it at the time, there I was going to spend the better part of a fortnight.

The Feminazi Bucket Brigade[9]


The way I was processed after my arrest was characterized by a snowball effect: hysterical broad no. 1 made up some story about me. Then hysterical broad no. 2 (a cop, namely the Murphy broad) comes along, listens to the account of HB no. 1 and indignantly adds some of her own venom to her report, perjuring herself, by the way. Then HBs nos. 3 & 4 (commissioner broad & pre-trial broad) each see what HB nos. 1 &  2 have said about me and decide I'm a tough cookie and a woman-kicker to boot, so they interpret everything I say in the worst possible light and actually use their ingenuity in trying to find ways to screw me even worse than I was already. Especially HB no. 4, seeing that I am charged with an offense that seems to indicate I'm bonkers, tries to reach the conclusion that I'm incompetent come hell or high water. When she sees that her notes aren’t sufficient to pronounce me incompetent she comes after me to where I'm talking with some other official and pumps me some more until I say something that can be construed as “irrational” (according to her definition), then scurries back to her desk and writes the desired conclusion.

All this leads to an accumulation of layer upon layer of prejudice that ultimately could wind up sinking me. The prosecutor is certain to sign on to the received notions. She likely won't even bother to scan the evidence critically[10]. All I need is some Feminazi judge who’ll add the final touch in the form of a guilty verdict. Although that is a bit harder to believe. I think a judge, even a female one, will try to apply her reason to the case.

 Magistrate’s Court


After my first night in jail, I was summoned to a room with a TV set that I was told showed a magistrate’s courtroom. It was a black and white image, and rather small and indistinct. I introduced myself in the routine manner, saying “Good  morning, your Honor. Carl Stoll, defendant pro se.” Everyone in the TV set giggled, because the magistrate hadn't even arrived at the bench! In other words the TV picture was so extraordinarily bad I couldn't tell if the judge was present or not! 

Eventually the magistrate arrived. I was asked my occupation and I replied I was a translator. When I was asked what languages I translated, I made a decisive error:  I answered, as I usually do, "all the major languages of western Europe”[11], because it's shorter  to say that than reciting the whole list. I presume that this was immediately construed as a symptom of delusions of grandeur and the magistrate ordered me held without bail pending a mental examination.[12]

In retrospect it would have saved a lot of time if he had merely asked me if I was able to substantiate my assertion about  the  languages. I would have simply referred him to my website http://www.proz.com/profile/76326  and everything would have been cleared up at once.

Instead, I was incarcerated until a mental examination could be held.


I lost my notes describing my 2-week sojourn in jail.






Mental Examination

Commitment Order For Mental Examination:


I would be curious to know exactly what the PTSU (Pre-trial Services Unit) recommendations were, and the grounds adduced therefor.
Unfortunately Dr. Poirie, the court shrink, was on vacation, so I spent another ten days or so in the  slammer awaiting the mental examination. Eventually he showed up and started arguing with me, reproaching me with using a camcorder in public and generally giving me a hard time, trying to catch me in contradictions. I became annoyed and stated my case forcefully. I didn't  realize that such provocative remarks are designed to test a defendant’s logical powers. 

Then the language issue surfaced. He asked me what languages I translated, and I replied as usual "all the major languages of western Europe”. The good doctor immediately whipped out a little notebook and prepared to write. Then he asked me which languages those might be. I rattled off my list of languages, and since they all really turned out to be western European languages  (in other words I didn't include Swahili or Pig Latin), he became more relaxed.  However he made a dubious little  grimace. So I reassured him “You seem skeptical. I assure you that I speak all those languages fluently.” It seems this was part of the test. Eventually he pronounced me competent to stand trial.

Then bail was set at $500, which my Guatemalan landlady Doña Maria paid for me, and I was promptly released.

However my odyssey through the marsupial Maryland judiciary had barely begun. 


Police Investigation



Card left behind in my dwelling by police search party 26 June 2007

I phoned Clutter on 11 July & he said his colleague Mueller (?) wants to talk to me about my video efforts. It seems in addition to vice they do homeland security. He said M will phone me.

I have decided to refuse to go to their office or anywhere else in this connection. Furthermore I will refuse to talk about my reasons for filming, on the grounds that it is a legal activity and it's none of their business.



 My Brief and Disastrous Attempt to Act Pro Se


My original intention had been to act as my own attorney. It was a really simple case, and I was obviously going to be acquitted because the charges were nonsense. My years as a court interpreter had provided me with some basic concepts of lawyering.

However I soon discovered that as a pro se defendant I was an unperson. Nobody bothered to inform me about anything going on in my case. I had no access to the case file. I wrote several motions to the court and they were ignored.

When I enquired why there was no response to my motions, I was told: all pre-trial motions are merely stacked up and then on the day of the trial the judge would open, read & rule on them all in one go. I was dumbfounded. How could I get “timely discovery” of evidence if my request for such discovery was not read until my trial was about to begin?

This bizarre turn of events convinced me that I would have to hire a lawyer, because only an insider would be able to accomplish anything in this surreal system.

Here are some motions I filed pro se (and some I decided not to file because the situation had changed). They give ample evidence of the hurdles faced by pro se defendants in Maryland.

DISCOVERY MOTION

Comes defendant pro se and humbly states:

The defense hereby requests that the Court order the prosecution to make timely discovery of all relevant exhibits it intends to produce at trial and most especially the HI 8-format video tape that was in defendant’s camcorder at the time of his arrest on June 26, 2007, or a faithful copy thereof.

Rockville July 11, 2007

MOTION

COMES defendant pro se and humbly prays:

That the Court order the government to provide discovery of all statements by witnesses and aggrieved parties, as well as transcripts of 911 calls related to this case.

Rockville, July 15, 2007



MOTION

COMES defendant pro se and humbly prays:

A member of the Clerk’s staff apprised the defense this afternoon that a motion to continue has been submitted. Since the only hearing scheduled is the trial on July 27, this means that the government wishes to postpone the trial.

Although the defense has not been officially informed of the motion and hence does not know the grounds alleged for it, the defense opposes the motion most vehemently on the following grounds:

The facts of the case, although disputed, are extremely simple. There is no need for expert opinions, laboratory tests, depositions, etc. Consequently the effort involved in preparing for the trial is minimal. The magnitude of the government’s task in prosecuting the case can in no wise serve as a justification for any continuance.

Hence the true reason for the requested continuance must be the convenience of the government so it can devote its efforts to more important matters. An alternative hypothesis is that the government, having finally gotten around to reviewing the evidence, now realizes that the case won't hold water but cannot bring itself to drop the charges.

Both these scenarios lead to the same conclusion: as far as the government is concerned, this is a case of no importance whatever. It is merely a waste of time.

Whereas for the government this case is assigned the lowest priority and barely attains the government’s threshold of perception, for the defendant it represents a substantial burden in terms of time and money devoted to his defense and implies irksome restrictions on his freedom resulting from his pretrial status. These restrictions are merely the latest burden in an unbroken series of adverse decisions and unfortunate errors by police and court staff by virtue of which the defendant was deprived of his liberty for two weeks merely in order to undergo a mental examination.

Firstly a pretrial staff member reached a tentative conclusion of incompetence based on a three-minute interview that took place after the defendant had been deprived of his antidepressant medication for 40 hours. The damning evidence was defendant’s erroneous statement -- the result of momentary confusion in a strange environment -- implying that the judiciary is a part of the executive branch of government.

Defendant was held without bail until a mental examination could be conducted. However court staff neglected to note that the forensic psychiatrist was on vacation and no replacement had been provided. Consequently a new five-day continuance was decided on. During all this time defendant had no access to counsel and was completely in the dark about the pertinent procedural rules.

Continuance of the trial would imply further extension of defendant’s current supervision by pretrial officials and restrictions on his travel, which together with the penalties already inflicted represent a burden out of all proportion to the alleged offense. He faces a constant threat of immediate imprisonment if he is arrested again. This may seem a frivolous complaint, but in view of the flimsy grounds for his original arrest, he feels that the slightest misstep might bring about further incarceration with even more disastrous effects on his financial position than the spell in jail from which he has recently emerged.

In a nutshell, the penalties already inflicted on defendant are grossly disproportionate to the alleged offense. To extend this deleterious situation merely to resolve the government’s scheduling conflict or its fit of procrastination would be unconscionable.

Consequently the defense moves that the charges be quashed for want of prosecution. Failing that, the defense moves that the government’s motion for a continuance be denied.

Respectfully submitted,

Rockville, July 16, 2007

                                      Carl Stoll
                                      Defendant pro se
                                      310 Seth Pl.
                                      Rockville, MD 20850
                                      Telephone & fax 301 838 3039

MOTION

COMES defendant pro se and humbly prays:

It would appear that this case is being dealt with as an ex parte matter from which the defense is systematically excluded. The defense reaches this conclusion from the following observations:
  • A motion for continuance was submitted but the defendant was not officially informed of it, thus depriving him of the  opportunity to oppose it -- he learnt of the motion by accident;
  • Today the defendant was unable to examine the case file in the Clerk’s Office because it was said to be in the judge’s chambers;
  • However, when defendant asked the name of the judge hearing the case, the information was not forthcoming.

This troubling situation does nothing but prolong the conditions of defendant’s incarceration, during which he was completely cut off from the outside world and could do nothing to defend himself or attain his freedom.

Therefore defendant respectfully requests:
  • That all activity in the case be communicated to him forthwith by telephone and also in writing;
  • Knowledge of the judge’s name and the telephone number of his or her chambers; and
  • Whatever other measure the Court may deem proper in order to assure defendant of a fair trial.

Rockville, July 16, 2007


MOTION

COMES defendant pro se and humbly prays:

Every time the defendant goes to the Clerk’s Office he is prevented from examining the case file, which is said to be in the judge’s chambers. This judge appears to have no name. A little more than one week before the trial date defendant still does not know what the allegations against him are.  At the time of his arraignment the commissioner neglected to give him a copy of the charging papers. He has never held a single official document related to his case, with the exception of his own motions and the writing partially reproduced beneath:
It is impossible for defendant to mount a defense against allegations he has never read. This Kafkaesque situation must be remedied at once. Therefore defendant respectfully requests:
  • That he be allowed access to the case file;
  • That all activity in the case be communicated to him forthwith;
  • Whatever other measure the Court may deem proper in order to assure defendant of a fair trial.

Respectfully submitted,
Rockville, July 18, 2007

            Carl Stoll
            Defendant pro se
            310 Seth Pl.
            Rockville, MD 20850
            Telephone & fax 301 838 3039
Motion opposing continuance

MOTION

COMES defendant pro se and humbly prays:
WHEREAS the government has moved for a continuance on the ground that one of its witnesses, Shannon Murphy, will be away on the day scheduled for trial.
WHEREAS the defense would like to point out that Ms Murphy was not a witness to any of the events that allegedly occurred. Hence her testimony would be worthless for purposes of establishing innocence or guilt.
WHEREAS since the events allegedly took place in a supermarket, submitting the store’s surveillance tapes would be ample evidence to convict or acquit.
WHEREAS on the other hand it represents an unreasonable burden for defendant to wait an additional month or so at the beck and call of the pre-trial officials and subject to irksome restrictions on his personal freedom.
WHEREAS the defense is of the opinion that defendant’s rights to freedom outweigh any interest the government may have in presenting the redundant testimony of Ms Murphy.
THEREFORE the defense moves that the motion for continuance be denied and the trial take place as scheduled without the presence of Ms Murphy.

Rockville, July 24, 2007

            Carl Stoll
            Defendant pro se
            310 Seth Pl.
            Rockville, MD 20850
            Telephone & fax 301 838 3039

I do not know the fate of the motions I filed.


My Lawyer


Since I was bewildered by the Byzantine procedures at the District Court and apprehensive about the grossly irregular handling of my case there, I was eventually forced to hire an attorney.

The attorney I wound up hiring was called David Schiller. In German the adjective schillernd means „ambivalent” or “ambiguous“. This was a perfect description of my attorney. I could never tell whose side he was on, mine or the prosecution’s.

When I hired Schiller he told me in no uncertain terms that the only job he would undertake to do for me was getting me acquitted of the charges. He would provide no additional services concerning probation, appeal, civil suits, etc.

It seems he didn't feel obligated to defend my interests in general. All he would do would be to prevent me being convicted. As far as anything else was concerned, he not only refused to act on my behalf (which I find fair), but he also felt entitled to betray my secrets to third parties (which I find reprehensible). I'm sure his handling of the case earned him much gratitude on the part of the prosecution. This will presumably be useful in his future career.





Expropriation


This is the list of items taken from me that I was given. Only one item, and I can't even make out the handwriting.
When I signed it I was unable to read because the Murphy broad had stolen my glasses.
Bob Cornwell, the case manager (that's a prison bureaucrat who supposedly deals with the  concerns of the inmates), was described to me by another inmate as a “petty sadist”. Since I only met him once (he kept ignoring my requests to speak to him) I am unable to judge whether he really is a sadist or not.

In any case his instruction to seek out the “property officer” proved to be useless. That is because the Murphy broad had cunningly neglected to hand over any of my belongings to the prison officials.

In any case I didn't understand everything he'd written because it was so full of unknown acronyms. I was puzzled by the final remark “Also authorize (your friend) [who the hell is that? I wondered] to get your cell phone #s from the phone.” Firstly, for the first week of my incarceration I was unable to make any contact at all with the  outside world. For all anyone else knew, I might have been abducted by aliens! Hence the “your friend” bit was a bit odd. Secondly, assuming I was able to get in touch with the outside world, I didn't know where my cell phone was, so I couldn't tell him to “get” it.

As a result of this I had no money to buy anything from the commissary (Murphy withheld the  $30 in cash in my wallet that according to  rules she was supposed to hand over to the  prison officials to cover any purchases of mine).

She likewise failed to hand over my reading glasses. Consequently I was unable to read for my first 4 or 5 days in prison, until through  adroit questioning I discovered that the prison provides reading glasses and I managed to secure a pair, after going through the proper procedures.

Cornwell made no remark on the fact that the police were disregarding the orders of the court. Nobody else seemed to mind, either. 



Vain Efforts to Recover My Possessions Seized by the Feminazi Cop


As soon as I was released I immediately went about trying to retrieve my belongings. It was an arduous and frustrating task. At one point the District Court prosecutor M. Schweitzer informed me that if I wanted to get my things back I would have to sue the county (by replevin, I believe). I was forced to buy new reading glasses, new medicines, a new mobile phone and sundry other items to replace the ones that had been seized from me.

MOTION

COMES defendant pro se and humbly prays:

WHEREAS on defendant’s arrest numerous belongings were taken from him by the police;
WHEREAS these items remain in the possession of the Montgomery County Police two weeks after the arrest despite defendant’s many entreaties that they be returned;
WHEREAS among these belongings are items that defendant urgently needs to conduct day-to-day business, among them:

his cell phone;
the medication on which he relies in part to combat his severe clinical depression;
his reading spectacles;
the satchel in which he customarily carries his personal belongings when out of the house;
his camcorder; and
other necessary items;

THEREFORE defendant respectfully requests that the police be ordered to hand over to him all objects that are not necessary as evidence in the forthcoming trial.

Rockville, July 11, 2007

            Carl Stoll
            Defendant pro se
            310 Seth Pl.
            Rockville, MD 20850
            Telephone & fax 301 838 3039

Comment: This motion was ignored by the Court (like all my other motions).



Record of my Fruitless Telephone Calls Trying to Recover My Belongings


DEPARTMENT OF POLICE
Appointed by County Executive with County Council 
approval:
J. Thomas Manger, Chief
2350 Research Blvd., Rockville, MD 20850
(240) 773-5000
e-mail: thomas.manger@montgomerycountymd.gov
web: www.montgomerycountymd.gov/poltmpl.asp?
url=/content/pol/index.asp
PHONED 10 JULY 1440H
>>[13] PROPERTY OFFICE
240 773 5256 BILL BICKLE IN CHARGE OF EVIDENCE
LEFT MSG. 1443H
240 773 6070
           
Monty County cops
ROCKVILLE STA.
Ofcr. Murphy ID 2260 ARRESTED ME
240 773 6070
I phoned 10 July 0527 h and was told Ofcr Murphy will phone me about returning my belongings. Later I rephoned and also left message  for chief.
1409h phoned again. Murphy isn’t in today. Ask to speak to sergeant. Then I hear those familiar words that indicate I've been cut off:[14] “If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. “
COUNTY CRISIS CENTRE >>
301 315 4000
"SUPPLEMENTAL LEARNING CENTRE"
11 July 1120h phoned (240) 773-5000 & talked to Lt. Waring. He said he'd phone the station and ask for my stuff. Each station has its own property office.

The US is very inefficient. Yesterday I spent hours phoning different  offices and they would give me more numbers to phone. Of the numbers I was given at least one third were duds. Informing the public is the least of the police's concerns.

1223H  I have received no call abt my belongings.

PHONED LT WARING & LEFT SARDONIC MESSAGE.
PHONED 11 JULY 1307H TOLD REGULAR PERSON ISN’T  IN 
TODAY. AFTER 14H MR FUJIKURA IS IN CHARGE OF THE PROPERTY OFFICE;
CALL THEN.
            1425h
1425h rephoned 240 773 6070  & talked to Fujikura. He asked me if any of my belongings are going to be used as evidence[15] (!). he says he must talk to Murphy. He's not sure if my things are where he is. I ask where they would otherwise be and he mumbles something. He’ll go see later on when he has time. I should call again later.  
1640h I phone. I speak with Fujikura. He says he hasn't had time to go & check. Tomorrow the female who handles the evidence will come and he will give her my phone number & name. She’s there from 8 to 4. Does this mean my things are now evidence? Clutter said I’d  get my things back except for the tape that was in the camcorder when I was arrested.

2043h I have written a motion requesting return of my belongings. If tomorrow I fail to recover my stuff, I will deliver the motion to the court on Friday.            

12 July 1321h I rephone 240 773 6070 and spoke to a Ms Young, who told me she does not have the stuff. It is in the hands of the  special investigative unit, phone number:
301 840 2500. I phone this number. I am told that the stuff is in the hands of the  arresting officer, to wit Murphy. She has my stuff because she's the arresting officer, I should call her at 240 773 6070. Murphy is “out of” the Rockville Station, not “out of” this office. I rephone and am told I am not getting my things back “because I was arrested” [sic]. Perhaps Murphy has my things, perhaps not, but in any case I'm not getting them back. Murphy will be at the station next Sat., not before.  

I phoned the Montgomery County Office of Human Rights at 240 777 8450. I was told: “This office has no jurisdiction over the police.”[16] I was told to call: 301 279 1591  -- Rockville District of the County Police. When I dialed that number, I heard: “The number you have dialed is not in service.”

Then I phoned the Chief Administrative Officer at 240 777 2500. I talked to Mary Beth 1433h. She says she'll send Murphy an e-mail.
 She says there's no one high-ranking in [here the note breaks off.]

End of phone call records

Eventually, one day (I failed to write down the date) I received a phone call from the county police telling me that I could pick up my satchel at the police station. Two weeks later I went there and was promptly scolded for not having come sooner to retrieve it.

Most of my things were inside, except for the items that had been held as evidence and are listed in the yellow sheet below. The only thing I know for certain that the police stole was my Guatemalan morral [17]. Since it was made of a coarse material and discolored by years of use, they probably classified it as garbage and just threw it away together with the groceries it contained.   

STUFF THE COPS EVENTUALLY RELUCTANTLY RETURNED TO ME AFTER THE CHARGES HAD BEEN PROVEN FALSE:


Transcription of list:
black notebook
jihadist book (a book about Mohammedan fanatics written by a professor in New Jersey)
green canvas bag (that contained and concealed my camcorder)
Sony camera (meaning camcorder)
silver container with DVDs inside


Circuit Court Proceedings









[18] 






Finally the day of my trial dawned.

Right before the trial was about to begin, Schiller told me he was finally about to view the incriminating tape (which I had been telling to do him for months) in the  company of the state’s attorney. He then questioned me about what was on the tape. I gave a vague reply. Since it was my habit to just switch the camcorder on whenever I was in a public place, I didn't know for sure what was on it.  He apparently found my reply evasive and possibly indicative of guilt, and thereupon questioned me more closely.[19] Evidently he thought I was involved in some kind of monkey business. I stuck to my story, so he went off to join the prosecutor to view my tape in his company.

When my lawyer got back from viewing the incriminating tape and told me there was no evidence of any offense by me (as I had been telling him for months), I expected the trial would then take place and I would be acquitted. But Schiller warned against it. He warned of unknown risks I might encounter during trial and recommended that I make a deal with the prosecution to postpone the trial for 3 years. Once those 3 years had elapsed, the charges would be dropped.

However as a condition for the postponement, I was supposed to promise certain things, namely that I would not sue the cops for false arrest and a couple of other things. I was reluctant to make these concessions, because in fact it was not necessarily in my interest to postpone the trial at all. Only Schiller’s murky warnings of possible dire consequences of a trial (even if I was acquitted) persuaded me to agree to the conditions.

In retrospect I think now that he was just bluffing so I would make concessions benefiting the prosecution, Giant Food, the police and other members of his in-group, all of them far more powerful and influential than I, and that would be able to reward him accordingly. After all, the $2,500 I had paid him in fees is just chicken-feed to people like him. 

I told him on that occasion, in private, that I intended to sue Giant Food for encouraging its employees to pursue me through the streets and for employing Tyler-Morris, whose evident lunacy triggered the whole episode. He tried to dissuade me, stating something about Giant Food bearing no liability for the antics of its staff.

But half an hour later, in court, the prosecutor insisted that I waive any claims against Giant Food! So I suppose my lawyer finked on me to the prosecutor. However I am not certain why the prosecutor wanted Giant Food to be protected against legal claims by a private party. Was he a Giant Food shareholder? Did they give him big discounts on roast turkey? Who knows?

Furthermore, if David Schiller was telling the truth when he said Giant Food was not liable for the fact that a dozen of its employees formed a posse to hunt me down and for the false charges brought by its employee Tyler-Morris, then why did the prosecution find it necessary to impose the condition that I not sue Giant Food?

One peculiar thing he told me at that meeting was that the prosecutor had to appease a lot of angry people. It turned out that those angry people were the instigators of the whole farce, namely Tyler-Morris & Co. I didn't have the presence of mind to ask him “So what?” Besides it was unclear to me exactly what they were indignant about and in what manner such alleged indignation on the part of a couple of minimum-wage proles could influence the issue. But I am not a quick thinker. I was pressured into making a decision at once, because the court was waiting for me to decide. If I had had a day or two to think about it, I would have refused those conditions.

Schiller told me that according to  the deal he had made with the  prosecutor, Tyler-Morris was going to be compensated for her alleged sufferings, and that Schiller would himself pay her the couple of hundred bucks involved out of the fee I had paid him. That was a prudent move on his part. If he had asked me to fork out money to that scumbag for getting me into all this trouble, I would have flatly refused.

So if Tyler-Morris was able to snag a coupla hundred bucks, I suppose she did have some means of exerting pressure. Because as I relate elsewhere, Tyler-Morris had suffered no injuries whatever, as proven by the fact that no medical evidence was ever submitted.

My big mistake was trusting David Schiller, believing what he told me and assuming that he would act in my best interests. As a matter of fact he signally failed in several respects: he didn't look at the tape I had made despite my repeated entreaties, and he made no effort to procure the Giant supermarket surveillance tapes that would have cleared me of any wrongdoing. Actually, once when I was telling him to obtain the supermarket surveillance tape, me misunderstood me and thought I was talking about the tape in my own camcorder. Obviously subpoenaing supermarket surveillance tapes was a most eccentric thing to do and didn't suit his plans at all. Then to cap it off he double-crossed me by telling the prosecution of my plans for legal retaliation, thus nipping them in the bud.

It should have been obvious to me that Schiller was on the side of the prosecution, simply because he was fated to go on dealing with them for years, and I was obviously a one-time client. He intuitively sensed that I wasn't planning to rob any banks or perpetrate other felonious outrages that would force me to hire a lawyer in the future. So obviously it was to his advantage to do the prosecution favours that he might later cash in on by getting special treatment for rich clients who were willing to reward him accordingly, or just by the coziness of enjoying cordial relations with the state’s attorney.

One thing that puzzles me is that since Schiller considered it beneath his dignity to examine the evidence, he had no way of knowing whether I was guilty or not. After all, that's what evidence is for – to prove innocence or guilt. So if he didn’t know whether I was guilty or not, how could he negotiate with the prosecution? He had no idea of whether I was in a strong or weak negotiating position. What was he offering them and what were they offering him/me? I once tried to join his palaver with the  prosecutor at the district court, and he had gruffly warned me to  keep away from them. So I was unable to  discover what they were talking about. But they talked for at least half an hour.

On the whole my years of court interpreting had left a favourable impression on me about the US system of justice. I noticed a strong sense of fair play on the part of some of the federal prosecutors in Puerto Rico. In Washington, DC I was impressed by the idealism of a federal prosecutor who told me he saw himself as fighting a crusade to defend the public against crime, when he could have earned much more as a private attorney.

I was especially struck by the fact that in all my years as a court interpreter (both in federal and state courts), no government official, no attorney, nobody at all, had ever asked me to break my oath of secrecy by disclosing anything that had transpired in any private meeting between attorney and client at which I had been present.

However my experience with the Maryland kangaroo court system revealed to me that in some ways the US is exactly like Mexico[20] —prominent people enjoying considerable social prestige could be just as crooked, mendacious and self-seeking as any Mexican wheeler-dealer.



Appendix

Assorted data

Montgomery County Correctional Facility  
 (240) 773-9700
 22880 Whelan Lane, Boyds  MD 20841


Montgomery County Detention Center
  (240) 777-9960
 1307 Seven Locks Rd, Rockville MD 20854




[1] This sworn statement was written on 21 July 2007. Language in italics was added two years later, in 2009, but is no less accurate than the original statement.
[2] Later identified as one Sharon Tyler-Morris
[3] Later identified as one Jerome Doye
[4] The accuracy of my quotations and the inaccuracy of Murphy’s quotations was verified by listening to the recording of the original 911 phone call.
[5] In my original sworn statement, quoting my words from memory, I mistakenly asserted that I had said "pebbles", not  "rocks".  However when I listened to the recording I found that I really had said “rocks”, just as reported by Murphy. 
[6] Nonetheless that unspeakable wretch complained for months of her supposed injuries, as my landlady reported to me every time she came  back from shopping at the Giant Food supermarket, where Tyler-Morris continues working to this very day [check]. 
[7] This seems to reflect a grotesque lack of proportion in the process of setting bail. The charge was that I had kicked somebody once, causing no injuries. I fail to understand how such a charge could lead to a 25-year prison sentence. An analogy: I am charged for example with carrying a weapon. Possible sentence: 10 years. But the “weapon” could have been an atom bomb, or it could have been a slingshot. Does Maryland law make no distinctions of this sort?
[8] This is a flagrant breach of Article 21 of the Maryland Constitution, which requires that criminal defendants be promptly informed of the charges against them. As I pointed out in a motion (see Pro Se chapter), for several weeks this flagrant breach of the Constitution persisted. As far as I know the court never ruled on the motion. This is but one indication of the grossly irregular conduct of the proceedings and the general indifference to legal niceties shown by officials. 
[9] The Feminazi Bucket Brigade section was entirely written in July 2007, except for language in italics. Please pardon the rhetorical excesses, which reflect my mental state at the time. 
[10] A most accurate prediction, albeit an understatement. Actually, the prosecutor didn't  bother to examine the evidence at all. All my pleas to various (invariably female) prosecutors to view the videotape on which the charges were based were ignored or dismissed out of hand. My lawyer likewise ignored my advice to look at the videotape. He did not do so until  the day of trial. I have been unable to recover the videotape.
[11] This is actually not entirely accurate, because I don't translate Dutch. On the other hand I do translate from Catalan, which I feel compensates somewhat for my ignorance of Dutch.  
[12] However, as I note elsewhere, the magistrate appears to have been also influenced by the pre-trial report, whose author, one Ms. Henry, had on the previous day been very assiduous in fishing for statements that could be construed as signs of madness.
[13] “>>” stands for "Gives me phone number & then I phone”
[14]  These pages are an exact reproduction of  my telephone calls records, except for spelling mistakes and the like, which have been corrected. The language in italics is commentary I inserted later.
[15] Please note this peculiar situation: the police asks the defendant what evidence the police is going to  use against the defendant!
[16] Let me repeat that: “The  Montgomery County Office of Human Rights has no jurisdiction over the police!” They must have got the idea from the  legal system of the late lamented Soviet Union.
[17]  [Pronounced more-AHL] A handwoven sisal carryall that is extremely capacious and resistant. You can carry rocks in it. After more than 20 years of intensive use it showed no signs of wear. There is only one place in the solar system where you can obtain this specific artifact, namely the Indian village of Santiago Atitlán in Guatemala (which  at the  time I bought it (in 1984) was accessible  only on foot or in a 4-wheel drive vehicle) . Being products of handicraft, the design of morrales varies from one part of Guatemala to another.   But they are difficult to find. They are not picturesque enough to qualify as tourist items. Consequently they can be bought only from their makers. My Guatemalan landlady, Doña Maria, looked on my behalf for morrales on two trips she made to Guatemala, but in vain, alas.     
[18] I'd be most intrigued to discover exactly what the prosecutor told the grand jury to persuade them (in Count 1) that I had “intercepted or endeavored to intercept an oral communication.” Perhaps something on the lines of “the microphone on his camcorder was switched on while he was shopping”. According to  the First Amendment Handbook [http://www.rcfp.org/ handbook/c03p02.html], what Maryland forbids is the recording of private conversations without the consent of all parties. The law says nothing about having the camcorder mike switched on while shopping in a supermarket. 
[19]  I find it most peculiar that he found it necessary to question me about the content of the tape, when he had for months been in a position to look at it himself – as I often urged him to do.
[20] México is my usual standard of reference when judging the United States because it was the country I lived in before moving to the  US. I had never been particularly interested in the US before I went to Mexico. But the Mexican fixation on the US is contagious, and I eventually wound up moving to New York City and later Washington, DC. .

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